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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 5 items 5 hours ago

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

All across the country they had rallies like that, or otherwise known as "super-spreader events". LOL

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

Unfortunately and inexplicably, there are people who do believe this. It seems unfathomable, but here we are.

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

All across the country they had rallies like that, or otherwise known as "super-spreader events". LOL

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

Unfortunately and inexplicably, there are people who do believe this. It seems unfathomable, but here we are.

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

Not only do they track your location but they hear what you say also. My mum was talking to me about something very random and not connected at all with her daily life. Next thing you know is that she started seeing a lot of videos about that thing on social media.

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

That's ok, American's eat like they have free healthcare.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

A quote most likely by Leo Langanesi, an Italian humorist, but frequently attributed to Franz Kafka, a German language novelist born in Prague: "An idiot is an idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party."

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 22 posts 10 hours ago

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

Of course it is. What it's NOT is companies hiring/exploiting labor. Home Depot CEO: "No one wants to work anymore"....someone in Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador.."Wanna bet?"

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

I posted this somewhere else. NPR investigated, Columbine... Columbine had these in case of another tragedy.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

I would include worship of a political leader as well.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

I am guilty of this.."Oh look! They must be RICH!. Look at all that stuff around their single wide"..Trump sign dutifully planted in the yard.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

Drives everyone I know, nuts. I can argue both sides of an issue, but still retain my opinion.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

What a great jury ruling. Social media is now liable for content, at least for minors.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

A guy and his wife, who I respect(ed). He was on a vent for a month, nearly died, I saw her in the store and gave my concern over it. When asked if she would be getting the 'jab', she said "No, doesn't matter".

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

Or (unsure of source) "beware of stupid people in large groups".

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

A guy I know pulled up to the local Dollar store off the corner of the sidewalk taking 2 spots. You could see his wife was NOT ok with this, He gets out with his MAGA hat on, she apologizes, I say, "no problem, the hat says it all". She giggles; he glares.

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

Our Governor 'shut Michigan down'. People had a rally at the capitol during this time saying how responsible they were, and to reopen the state. Evidence: screaming, threatening, holding signs saying "Heil Whitmer" scant feet from one another. Oh, and the obligatory firearms.

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

Why do I get John Belushi "how much for the little girl?" vibes?

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

NPR did a story on this. Litterboxes were a result of the Columbine m******e, there 'just in case'. They could find no other school district doing this.

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

I knew a guy who got knocked 10 feet for ignorantly plugging in a 220v extension cord for a grinder improperly. Jacked his shoulder up good. They(Work Comp) had a picture of him carrying a flag in a 4th of July parade and attempted to deny coverage. LAwer: So, did he carry the flag for 8 hours?".."No".."How long then?".."maybe 30 minutes". "So since he can do that 30 minutes, he can do that for 8 hours?!?!?!"

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

When I worked in a facility that used paint to coat plastic body parts, we had charcoal infused masks I used in the cleaning of the solvent tanks. Couldn't smell a thing.

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

Had a former chief of Police ask me, the custodian, if they were "teaching that race theory". I asked him if he ever heard of the Rosewood Fla, or Tulsa Ok events. He had not, so I explained what they were and if, as a society, we should caution the next generation against such mindsets. He agreed we should..."congratulations, you are now woke". He was not happy.

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

As did my daughter when she got pop-ups for red eyes. She went into the bathroom and when done, looked in the mirror...yup! bloodshot. She is now a convert to Dad's silly conspiracies.

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Of course, they, like us, never think it through. You have no opposable thumbs, howzzat gonna work?.

40 Single-Panel Cartoons By Ivan Ehlers That Comment On Modern Life (New Pics)

There been a few rulings that show independence, very few, but they're there.

40 Single-Panel Cartoons By Ivan Ehlers That Comment On Modern Life (New Pics)

I am awaiting the day I'm taken into custody. I point out to my conservative Rep his 'Craven Idolatry to his Orange God', and I end my communique with my name and (Enemy of the people).

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 12 posts 1 day ago

71 Times Dudes Were Absolute Green Flags In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

I have one, work at a mfg facility and walk 10k/day.

“Stupid”: 63 Times People Tried To Hack Their Lives But Broke Them Instead

Used to pedal 2.5 miles in (about 5k) going in was down a 1 mile long hill. Coming home was UP the same hill. Didn't mind it, but wouldn't do it now as people don't care about 'giving you gap'.

71 Times Dudes Were Absolute Green Flags In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

I have one, work at a mfg facility and walk 10k/day.

“Stupid”: 63 Times People Tried To Hack Their Lives But Broke Them Instead

Used to pedal 2.5 miles in (about 5k) going in was down a 1 mile long hill. Coming home was UP the same hill. Didn't mind it, but wouldn't do it now as people don't care about 'giving you gap'.

“Stupid”: 63 Times People Tried To Hack Their Lives But Broke Them Instead

Despise smartphones as it is, don't need nagging too.

“Stupid”: 63 Times People Tried To Hack Their Lives But Broke Them Instead

My wife(then girl friend) used to 'batch' make my sandwiches for work, for which I was grateful. But that sammie on Friday :P

“Stupid”: 63 Times People Tried To Hack Their Lives But Broke Them Instead

Quietly began setting aside $50/pay in savings. Wife was impressed with the balance when she found out.

“Stupid”: 63 Times People Tried To Hack Their Lives But Broke Them Instead

Guess I'm kind of a Forrest Gump type. Started with 2 lawns, now have 9. Love the sense of accomplishment and the way it looks after completion. Has come in handy after 'retiring' at 62. Bonus: I get paid, not much, but I'm not in it to make a lot of $.

30 Times People Tried To Sabotage Others, Only To Get Hit By Karma Themselves

This is sad, but understandable. Wife's nephew and his wife were always 'one step away'. She worked at a Dollar store, he said he was too sore to work and my sister in law and BIL lived next door. SIL was always feeding the kids and allowing washer/dryer use, as well as vehicle loaning when their stuff was broke. When she left the nephew, she trashed SIL&BIL as 'unhelpful'. Wife and I helped them out some too and got the same treatment. She is dead to us.

These 81 Cool Facts Are Perfect For Your Daily Dose Of “Whoa”

Fair..

These 81 Cool Facts Are Perfect For Your Daily Dose Of “Whoa”

The cheer shoes alone....

These 81 Cool Facts Are Perfect For Your Daily Dose Of “Whoa”

Finally! There's hope after me seeing a 'remove from foil before toasting' caution on the box of Pop Tarts.

These 81 Cool Facts Are Perfect For Your Daily Dose Of “Whoa”

Well, there's sure to be drama NOW!

These 81 Cool Facts Are Perfect For Your Daily Dose Of “Whoa”

Change the 'U' to an 'A'?

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted an item 1 day ago

40 Single-Panel Cartoons By Ivan Ehlers That Comment On Modern Life (New Pics)

But I don’t want to do any of the manual labor that makes my life possible…

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 20 posts 10 hours ago

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

I am the b**t of that joke with my impulsive food buys.

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

As someone who lives in Michigan USA, where we may not see the bright orb but once or twice a month in winter...can relate.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

Of course it is. What it's NOT is companies hiring/exploiting labor. Home Depot CEO: "No one wants to work anymore"....someone in Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador.."Wanna bet?"

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

I posted this somewhere else. NPR investigated, Columbine... Columbine had these in case of another tragedy.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

I would include worship of a political leader as well.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

I am guilty of this.."Oh look! They must be RICH!. Look at all that stuff around their single wide"..Trump sign dutifully planted in the yard.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

Drives everyone I know, nuts. I can argue both sides of an issue, but still retain my opinion.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

What a great jury ruling. Social media is now liable for content, at least for minors.

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

Or (unsure of source) "beware of stupid people in large groups".

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

Why do I get John Belushi "how much for the little girl?" vibes?

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

NPR did a story on this. Litterboxes were a result of the Columbine m******e, there 'just in case'. They could find no other school district doing this.

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

When I worked in a facility that used paint to coat plastic body parts, we had charcoal infused masks I used in the cleaning of the solvent tanks. Couldn't smell a thing.

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

As did my daughter when she got pop-ups for red eyes. She went into the bathroom and when done, looked in the mirror...yup! bloodshot. She is now a convert to Dad's silly conspiracies.

40 Single-Panel Cartoons By Ivan Ehlers That Comment On Modern Life (New Pics)

Of course, they, like us, never think it through. You have no opposable thumbs, howzzat gonna work?.

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 11 items 4 hours ago

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

All across the country they had rallies like that, or otherwise known as "super-spreader events". LOL

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

Unfortunately and inexplicably, there are people who do believe this. It seems unfathomable, but here we are.

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

That's ok, American's eat like they have free healthcare.

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Funny-Philosophy-Memes

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

"What's The Craziest Thing A Person Said To You And You Thought They Were Joking But They Were Being Serious?"

SolarOrigami reply

A coworker told me the covid vaccine has a microchip that tracks your location, controls your thoughts, and "makes you forget about God"

My reply was tht she didn't need a shot for that- she had already paid for one and put it in her pocket. The Location function on her phone was, in fact, on.

40 Single-Panel Cartoons By Ivan Ehlers That Comment On Modern Life (New Pics)

But I don’t want to do any of the manual labor that makes my life possible…

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 9 items 1 day ago

71 Times Dudes Were Absolute Green Flags In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

I don't understand why this is getting disparaging comments. It's just two total strangers with no need or desire to become temporary resort friends politely acknowledging one another. I'm a woman and I don't go the gym but this seems normal to me.

VacationFancy8697 reply

The ‘just be positive’ mindset.
I kept ignoring real problems thinking everything will fix itself if I stay positive… but it just made things worse.
Took me a while to realize some problems need action, not just mindset.

IntentionalDev reply

Trying to “optimize” every hour of my day.

Turned life into a checklist instead of actually living it and just burned me out faster.

Martynovichoff reply

Find meaning in life. It's such a heavy burden. You can be happy and at the same time consider life meaningless.

peteyshabby reply

The best ones are when they don't realize you already know. just watch them work so hard for nothing and never say a word about it. incredibly satisfying tbf.